The context driven ad

Would you rather have...

... your doctor say:
Nothing is broken, just rest
-or-
Surgical suture, a cast and amputation, you can never be too sure

... your soccer coach say:
Due to their strong central defense...
-or-
4-4-2 like always!

... your kid say:
Will you teach me that?
-or-
Fuck you, school 's over!

... your mechanic say:
Of course I'm responsibility for my work
-or-
Broken? Sorry but according to...

... your scout leader say:
Let's put out the camp fire
-or-
Step 1, look for trapped survivors...

Would you rather have a:
Context driven tester
-or-
Not

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